I Guess Sperm Really Is Good For The Skin...
My question is this:
WHAT THE FUCK IS SO SEXY ABOUT WATCHING TEN GUYS SQUIRTING SPERM ALL OVER A WOMAN'S FACE?
Erm.. did I just answer my own question? Scott?
Shit, is my inner-prude showing again…? Sigh.
Whatever happened to porn with interesting storylines? Example:
Painter and Decorator arrives at Mrs Smith's house (to paint and decorate presumably).
Mrs Smith comes to the door wearing a see-through nightie
Painter gets an instant hard-on
They shag like rabbits
Am I asking for too much?